nonomella:

my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV

so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe

keeping-up-with-bieber:

Justin Bieber rocks a red beanie while leaving a music studio on Tuesday afternoon (July 22) in West Hollywood, California

I have 22 pages of chemistry hw so I couldn’t afford to waste more that a few minutes on this edit but hey, thats something!! Today is the day you upgraded from fetus to 16 yo teenager - which is awesome - and I just wanted to congratulate you for this milestone. Spoiler alert: nothing really changes. I just… You’re one of my closest friends on here and idk, your birthday is important to me. I have to go back to my hw but remember that i love you okay? Happy birthday, Laura!!!!!!!!!!! cieber

Anonymous: you dont like your twin?

She doesnt like me and shes not my favorite person in the world either, something like that

6:48PM

cokeflow:

make your child stop screaming or I will

cieber:

Sharing birthday with a person you don’t like sucks

Thats what having a twin sister feels like

friskygrandma:

I!!!DONT!!!WANNA!!!CARE!!!ABOUT!!!MY!!!WEIGHT!!! BUT!!!I!!!DO!!!

zustin:

i need

a new 

justin bieber album

snorlaxatives:

justin bieber bloggers are the scariest motherfuckers on this website

19-o1:

Preeaaaachhhhhh