Yeah wtf y’all ain’t that special
I swear I spend more time naked after I’ve come out the shower than the length of time I’m actually in there.
Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.
i suddenly jolted awake this morning at like 6am because in my dream my mum threatened to go on my tumblr
Sometimes, the best way to not get your heart broken is to act like you don’t have one.