dylonsobriens:

PEOPLE MAKE IT SEEM LIKE GETTING A BOYFRIEND IS EASY

NO ITS NOT

NO ITS FUCKING NOT

kidspast:

i’m actually a really nice person… until you annoy me

curvellas:

tumblr made me a much more tolerant and less judgmental person like my cousin be like “omg look at that bitch eyebrows she drew them damn near in her hairline” and i’m like shrug maybe the bitch wanted to have eyebrows in her hairline you don’t know shit about her life.

corysanchez:

im in the mood to non stop makeout right now

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker